• Period: You want cookies
  • Period: You want to fuck
  • Period: You want to fuck while eating cookies.
  • Period: Let's be sad about trivial things, shall we?
  • Period: Kill them.
  • Period: Kill them too.
  • Period: Kill them and eat their cookies.
  • Period: Shhhh it's okay you'll feel better soon.
  • Period: HAHAHAHAHA NO YOU WON'T FUCK YOU.
  • Yahoo: We want to make Tumblr more friendly
  • Me: Go fuck yourself
  • run-cause-hitler:

    enayalate-h8-this-year:

    bbanditt:

    slett:

    winchestercodependency:

    ibecameacat:

    what if all your fingers just turned into tongues… like what would you even do

    dude people with vaginas would have the best time getting off

    “People with vaginas”

    what are those called again

    I can’t remember

    this is what yahoo payed 1.1billion dollars for